20

I m on a mission


Mission 2 avoid U.


2forget U,


2 get rid of U


2not 2 talk or meet U,


In short


“MISSION IMPOSSIBLE”

19

Minutes r small, hours r less, days r short, months r few, years r not enough 2 b with u, I can take 1 mor birth if I get a sweet frnd like u.

18

Doodh me UREA, Mineral water me CAUSTIC SODA, Cola me PESTICIDE, Cadbury me KEEDE, Pani bhi KHARAB, safe bachi hai sirf SHARAB!!! Piyo sir utha ke….

17

College ki Girls ne Strike ki, boys ne v unka saath diya, Girls ne loud voice me kaha “Humari maange……” Boys peeche se bole “hum bharenge sindoor se..”

16

#%^^*())(*%#@@$
^$%#@%$#))_*%/*
-*+^(*^^^$^@!#&&
%*()(((**$!@$#$%)




Don ka sms panda mushkil hi nahin na mumkin hai..

15

Teacher ne student c kaha-kabir ka doha sunao?
Student ne kaha “Kabir sala kamina, doha diyo banaye, khud to sala khisak gaya,humko gayo fasae….

14

On Apr1 a man called a sardar for lunch. When sardar rchd his hom, in a board da man had written “Main ghar me hoon hi nahi”. Then the sardar wrote under “MAIN BHI TERE GHAR AAYA HI NAHIN”

13

Lecturer: write a note of Gandhi jayanti?
Student: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam I don’t know who is jayanti. Koi lafda hoga buddhe ka usse

12

Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, yeh mana koi marta nahi judai mein, lekin jee bhi to nahin pata tanhai mein.

11

Dosti insanki zarurat hai, dilon pe doston ki hukumat hai, aap ki dosti ki wajah se zinda hain hum wrna khuda ko bhi humari bahut zarurat hai..

10

I kept ur name in my journal n posted u in da ledger of my heart. U’ll be classified an asset coz ur market value as frnd nevr depreciates.Write dis in the account & deserve ful marks.

9

Receive my simple gift of



“Hi”


Wrapped with


“LOVE”


Tied with


“CARE”



And sealed with a




“Prayer”


2 keep u



“SAFE”

&



“HAPPY” 4ever.

8

Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic ne poocha EXIDE ki lagaun? Sardar Bole: Bar bar kaun aaega? Dono side ki lagade

7

If xams comes very tough, then just close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath n say: “dis is vry interesting subject, I wanna study it 1 more year”….

6

Luv may take long but it will always take u 2 were u belong…. Just hold on & enjoy d journey… no need to hurry, coz ur heart will know...... wen itz finally…


Home..

5

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi. Par nazar sirf ek aurat pe. Jabki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aur pe! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

4

Arz kiya hai….
GULAB KO BHI KAMAL BANA DETE, uski ek ada pe ghazal bana dete. Kambakhat marti nahi humpe koi warna Tinsukia mein bhi ek Taj Mahal bana dete.

3

Nasha aankho mein hota hai, sharab mein nahi, sraddha dil mein hoti hai, mandir mein nahin, dost isms karne se badti hai, sms padne se nahi

2

Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chhod diya…. Humne bhi gehrai me jana chhod diya…. Aapne sms karma kya bandh kiya…. Humne mobile charge karma chhod diya.

1

If ever in ur life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, i’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge n show u where 2 jump 4m.

Introduction to SMS BOMB

Hi friends,
This is nothing but just a collection of SMSes..

You will find a lot of SMS here daily.....

I am a SMS -geek.. and often face trouble in finding SMS.... when i need.. ..

So, I thought of Saving my SMS online....

But what is the use,, if I can't do good to anyone....

So, i decided to write them here.... where others can read it.. :)

Hope you like it.. And please don't forget to comment.. :)