345

Tension happens in brain, n luv is felt in heart, then y do people get heart attack when they r tensed, nd y people get mad when they r in love.

344

Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain…. Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain… hum to bus unko yad rakhte hain… jo hume dilke paas rakhte hain.

343

If commerce people start producing films, then d names would be Kabhi Debit kabhi Credit, Cash balance wale profit le jaayenge, main accounts ki diwani hoon, hum tax de chuke sanam, humara ledger aapke paas hai, kaho na depreciation hai, kyon Tally ho gaya na.

342

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta, to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete.. pass hote to thik, warna insurance claim karwa lete…!!

341

No special reason 4 dis msg… I just want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy nite & hope 2 make u smile when I say those 3 words-




“MISS U STUPID”

340

AAPSE milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yaar, Bin AAPKE hum ji na payenge, AAP no hoge to hum…
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Bewakoof kise banayege??

339

Ap se dur bhala hum kaise reh pate, dil se aapko kaise bhula pate, kash aap sanso ke alava aayine me bhi base hote, khud ko dekhte to aap nazar aate.

338

Apne dimag ko test karne ke liye COW k samne sir karke khade ho jao, agar wo dur jaye to samajhlena GOBAR hai, aur agar paas aaye to BHUSA hai!

337

Bina dekhe teri tashvir bana sakta hun, bina mile tera hal bata sakta hu, hai mere pyar me itna dum, apni ankho ke aansu teri aankon se baha sakta hoon.

336

2 sikh soldiers capture a Pakistani, gav him a dice & said-if u get 1,2,3,4,5 we’ll kill u.


Paki. Asked-6 aya to?


Sikh- “ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara bari…

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Specially 4 u-
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, kisi ne DHADKAn badal li, aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko, to aapne mandi me ja kar chappal badal li.

334

Carry a heart dat never hates, carry a smile dat never fades, cary a touch dat never hurts and always carry a relationship dat never breaks…..