122

Lips do not join when we say LOVE, try saying it. It’s the sign of distance. But when we say FRIENDSHIP, LIPS join, its sign of TOGETHERNESS.

121

Aap apni zidnagi me.. itna aage jao… itna aage jao… itna aage jao…. Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse yahi kahen.. “JAO BABA, AAGE JAO! KHUCHRA NAHI HAI”

120

Lamha-lamha waqt gujar jayega, 7 phero ke sath koi tumse bandh jayega, abhi v waqt hai, kisi se affair kar lo, kya pata kal kon sa sample tumhe sop diya jayega.

119

Happy new year, lohri, maker sakranti, holi, baisakhi, diwlai, dushehra, shivratri, id, x-mas, janamasthami, rakhi, sare teej-tyoharon ki badhaiyan, HAPPY REPUBLIC & Independence Day, Happy Valentine’s day, frndship, mother’s, father’s, bua’s, fufa’s, dada, dadi, nana’s, nani, mausa, maasi, pati, patni, dady, mummy, children’s day & Happy B’day, best of luck 4 exams,
365 gud morning, noon & night.

Haan yaar, roz-roz ka natak laga rkaha hai, ab pure saal mat kehna ki wish nahi kiya…

118

Khushbu ki tarah aap ke paas bikhar jayenge, sukun banker dil me utar jayenge, mehsos karne ki kosis to kijiye, dur hote hue bhi paas najar aayenge.

117

Aye circuit, bapu bola, job hi msg nahi karta use aur msg kar, aisa karne se ek din use sharm aayega, sorry bolega aur msg karega, bole to Gandhigiri zindabad…

116

We’ve known…… each other for…. Quite a while now, do u think we can b more than frnds? Cos I like u very much. Will u b my partner




2 rob a bank?

115

Dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,

Dil me jo hai, kisiko bata na sakoke,

Karoge jawani me jo girlfrnd pe kharche,

Budhape tak udhari chukka na sakoge.

114

Sapne the, sapno ke aap sahil hue, na jane kaise hum apki pyar ke kabil hue, karzdar rahenge hum us haseen pal k, jab aap humari choti se dunia me shamil hue.

113

Ab itni raat ko apun tere ko kisi baba ka satsang sunane ke liye msg to karega nahi.comnsense ki baat hai ki tere ko “gudnite” bolne ka tha.. cha lab ludak le.

112

Universal truth – Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble!-William Shakespeare.

111

When u share urself with others, life begins to find its meaning, the time u touch the hearts of others r moments U truly start living.

110

Let d devil guard u. Mummies dance arnd u. Vampires kiss u. Frankstien sng 2 u. Draculas bite u. Hv a horrorful night wit those ppl who r a copy of u.

109

Soja, soja bina msg kiye soja sapne me bhoot aayenge aur tujhe yaad dilaynge
(-_-) ki tune msg nahi kiya hai..??WISH U A BHOOTIYA NIGHT

108

Jaane kya sochkar lehrein sahil se takrakar laut jaati hai, samajh mein nahi aata wo kinaare se bewafaai karti hai, yaa laut kar milne ka waada nibhaati hai..

107

Thousands of yesterday are gone, millions of tomorrow wil come, but there is only one today..

So enjoy ur days, with smile & happiness.
Good week ahead.

106

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai, papero mein number kisne paya hai, hum to yuhi jate hai paper dene aur, dost kehte hai dekho kamina aaj fir padhkar aaya hai…

105

In life Love is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the love is real, it becomes ur plan 4 life n reason 4 living.. It is the real love..!!

104

Hawaaon ne rukh hai badla.. chehron pe udaasi chayi hai, kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me coke thi, ab bas Xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur yeh padhai hai!

103

Pyar sacha ho toh waqt ruk jata hia, asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai. Pyar mein duniya lakh bane rukavat, agar yaar sacha ho to khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

102

Shama parwane ko jalna sikhati hai, sham suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai, kyu koste ho pattharo ko yaar, thokare insane ko chalna sikhati hai.

101

Aaj hum hai, kal hamari yadein hogi, jab hum na honge tab humari baate hogi, kahi paltoge jindagi ke ye pane to sayad aap ki aankhon se bhi barsate hongi.

100

Dosti ek sahil hai tufano ke liye, dosti ek aaina hai armano ke liye, dosti ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye, dosti ek khwaish hai aap jaise dost pane ke liye.

99

Rajesh-Papa, main bich nadi me jakar nahau?
Papa-Nahi, dub jaoge,
Rajes-Nahi dubunga, mujhe terna aata hai
Papa-soch lo agar dub gaye to ghar chalkar mummy se pitai hogi.

98

Read it slowly- u r a cue tea pie, luv lee, grey ate, on nest, a track thief, cheer ful, soup pub n my most press yes frnd..

97

Most innocent dhamki:

As d thief was leaving d house,d kid woke up n said 2 d thief:”mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao warna mummy-papa ko utha dunga”!!

96

Ajmaish dosti me jarori hoti hai, msg na kar pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai. Yaad dur se apko kar to sakte hai, lekin dil ki hasrat to mulaqat se hi puri ho sakti hai

95

Aapki yaad dil se jaane na denge, aapke jaisa dost khone na denge, sarafat se cntact me rehna warna, bahut marenge aur rone v na denge.

94

Ayzazypzykyza Tyzizymzye byzazyryzbzyazyazyd kzyazyrzynzya tzyhzya kyzayzr dzyiyza.

In words mein se y and z delete karo aur padho phir dekho mera kamala.

93

Ystrday Nite I caught sum STARS. I’l giv them 2 all persons I love so they’ll know hw sparkingly special they r 4 me! *,’/ Cacth dis! 1 is 4u

92

Welcome

Khushi pane ke liye 1 dabaye


Muskrane k liye 2 dabaye..


Mujhse dosti k liye 3 dabaye..


Mujhse chutkara pane k liye apna gala dabaye…

91

1980s:frnds rembr u in gud&bad times.

1990s:frnds rembr u in gud times & 4get in bad times

2006:Frnds rembr U only if SMS is free. Ram Ram ghor kalyug.

90

U & me went 2 a wishwell, I bent down threw a coin & made a wish, u bent down a little more n fel into d well, I shouted, Aila, it works.

89

Its going 2 b da yr dat’ll show da ways u can grow in luv& how ur whole life’ll blossom wid da deepest joys & blessings 4m above…

88

No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a caring heart saying… HAPPY NEW YEAR,

87

A little smile, a word of cheer, bit of luv rm someone near, a little gift frm one held dear, best wishes 4 d coming yr. Wish u a vry Happy New Year.

86

Wish u a very HAPPY NEW YEAR, 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of FUN, 365 days of SUCCESS, 8760 hrs of good health, 525600 mins of GUD LUCK.

85

A little smile, a word of cheer, bit of love frm someone near, a little gift frm one held dear, best wishes 4 d coming yr. Wish u a vry HAPPY NEW YEAR

84

ON D EVE OF NEW YEAR 2007 I’v opnd an account 4 u at UBGB(univrsl Bank of God’s Blessings)& depsitd 365 dys ful of CARE FAITH & HAPINES. Enjoy wth drawing.

83

Na phoolon se- na gretng se na kagaz se na kalam se na rang se na tarang se na ankhon se na hoton se, apko NAYA SAAL MUBARAK HO direct DIL se…

82

New Year 2007…
*It starts with a Monday & ends on a Monday.
*No public holidays on Sundays
*it has got highest no. of Saturdays and Sundays
So enjoy dis year with least working days n assam bandh as bonus. Cheers!!!!

81

As dis year is ending, I wish to thank u,4 touching various walks of my Life in different ways, n always being there 4 me. Have a great year.

80

Winning horse doesn’t knw y he is in race, it runs bcoz of beating & pains. Life is a race, God is d rider, so whnevr its pain den think God wants u 2 win..!

79

STUDENT’S ANTHEM- hum honge pass pass, hum honge 33% se pass, honge pass 1 din, OHHO, likhte hain bakwaas, lekin teachers pe hai viswas, hum honge pass 1 din

78

4 a student

5 lovable words-I’ll top in class
4 pleasant words-I’ll work hard
3 sweet words- I love studies
2 special words-my books
1 important word-LAPETLO

77

Dil sey nikli dua hai humari, zindagi mey mile aapko khushiyan saari, gum na de khuda aapko kabhi, chahe to ek khushi kam karde humari.

76

Mehak dosti kee ishq se kam nahin hoti, ishq par he duniya khatam nahi hoti, agar sath ho ache doston ka, to zindagi jannat se kam nahin hoti..!

75

Wishing u joys embraced in shades of affection & warmth. May dis day bring in gleaming moments of celebrations filled with true happiness. Wish u a merry Christmas.

74

TajMahal ko dekh kar bola SHAH JAHAN ka pota, aaj mera bhi bank balance hota, agar dada diwana na hota.

73

Kisi ko kisi ki judai maar gayi, kisi ko zindagi ki tanhai maar gayi, ravan bhi bura aadmi nahi tha dosto, usey to RAM ki lugai maar gayi.

72

Feeling of love + Moment of caring + small small sharing+ stupid fights+ shoulders 2cry+ 2b 2gether in pain = Creates a miracle called FRIEND, & that’s u…