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Midnight tea, long chats, bday bumps, bunking classes, crush on pal, fight for marks, tears for love, just everything.. People call it school…We call it LIFE..
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
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Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chhod diya. Humne bhi gehrai me jana chhod diya.. aapne sms karna kya bandhi kiya…. Humne mobile charge karna chhod diya….
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Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech, laloo got angry, stood up and said “WHEN U DON’T PLAY THE GAME, DON’T MAKE THE RULES”
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World’s dirties syayari – ji karta hai choom loon teri tatti mein pade us “MATAR” ke dane ko, kabhi na kabhi to tere lafzon se hokar guzra hoga.
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New style of proposing a girl. “I hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv, n I don’t want my son do d same 4 ur daughter so lets mk them brother n sister”
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Do u want purchase a Merceedes at a very low installment/month of just Rs 10.99 then just log on 2 www.kutte-apni-aukat –me-rehna.com log on now 2 get free bonus
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Whatz tru bravery? Its 2arrive late 2college wid u hair coloured bryt, mobile on d ear, Principal in d class n u say “still waiting 4me, 2start d class. OK continue.”
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THREE BEST JOKES IN COLLEGE LIFE…
1. “don’t disturb me.. I wana study.””
2. “ let’s go today to college yaar”
3. “Excuse me mam.. One doubt…”
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Abe oye, apun ko tere saath sms ka dhanda bandh karne ka hai, qki apun ki kanjuso ke saath nbti nahi, agar compromise karna ho to sms bhej warn dhanda close.
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*Happy New year*
Soch raho ho aaj kyon???
Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai.. Don 1 din pehle wish kare ya 29 din pehle, uski marzi..
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I have a special sleeping arrangement u, A BED of trust, A bedsheet of understanding, A pillow of CARE, A blanket of peace, AND A DREAM OF LOVE..gudnite
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Dil se aapka khayal jata nahin,
Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahin,
Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu
Par wo kambakhat BANDERWALA aapko lata hi nahi.
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Charon taraf faili hai moonlite, machar be dne ko betaab hai tume luvbite, takiya gale laga ke sone ka tight. Are yaar bole who sweet dreams wala gooood night
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In life, we have a lot to lose nd very little 2 chose, whenevr U get a chance 2 choose, do it wisely, n c that U R nevr gona lose what U chose
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NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE
Good days give u “happiness”
Bad days give u “Experience”
Worst days give u “ A lesson”
All are essential in ‘LIFE”.
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Man: where are u born…?
Sardar: Punjab
Man: which part?
Sardar: oye! Part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Punjab.
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We never get what we want, we never want what we get, we never have what we like, we never like what we like, still we live, still we hope-this is life…
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Popcorn ki khushbu, mungali ki bahar, thandi ka mausam aane ko hai, taiya, thodi si masti, thoda sa pyaar, maflar sweater rakho taiyar. Happy winter season yaar.
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Identification of students-
1. buks n notebooks in a bag, r BIHAR students.
2. buks in the hands, are PUNE students.
3. A rolled tun notebook in the back pocket of the jeans, r MUMBAI students.
4. Last but not the least, with padawali in hand is VKV students.
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Shaher ki gali me paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paaro ki muskaan, devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, paan khake paaro boli “SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN”
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Hum nazro se dur hain, aankhon se nahi, Hum khabon se dur hai, khayalo se nahi, Hum dil se dur hain, dhadkan se nahi, aur aap hum se dur hain, humari yaadon se nahin.
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Ae mamu suraj ugela hai, chand dubela hai, murga chilla re la hai, ful khil rela hai, jhakaas mahol ban rela hai, bole to fultoosh subah ho rela hai. {Gud morning}
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Remember me like a pressed flower in ur note book. It may not be having any fragnance.. but it will remind u of My existence in ur life.
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A fr APPLE
B fr BADA APPLE
C fr CHHOTA APPLE
D fr DUSRA APPLE
E fr EK AUR APPLE
F fr FOKAT KA APPLE
G fr GOL APPLE
H fr HUA NA PET KHARAB, KHAKE ITNE SARE APPLE.
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To love someone- is a natural instinct.
To B loved by Someone- is luck
To Live is someone U Love- Is achievement..
To live with someone who loves u- is life.
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DUNIA mein reh k sapno mein kho jao, ksii ko apna bana lo, ya kisi ke ho jao, Agar kuch bhi nahi hota hai toh phir takiya lo or so jao….
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AAP KI KASHISH…
SARFAROSH HAI….
AAP KA NASHA…..
YUN MADHOSH HAI….
KYA KAHEIN TUM SE JAANEYJAAN…….
“AAP KHARGOSH HAI”
40
Girl - is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss..
Girl- Aur us dress ka?
ShopKeeper: Sirf 10 kiss
Girl:Thik hai, dono pack kar dijiye, bill dadi dengi.
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Girl friend to boy-“will u love me after marriage also?” Boy – “This depends on your husband, if he allows me.”
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Ek Kabuttar
Itna uda
Itna uda
Itna uda
Bahut uda,
Bahut upar gaya,
Itna uda,
Itna uda,
Bas ab nahi dikh raha. Ab kal subah ut kar dudhenge.
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Is umar mein aksar aisa hota hai, neend udti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai, dard hota hai, pareshan mat ho yaar, ye budhape mein sabke saath hota hai..
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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi Mujhe pavon mein bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi Ter yaad mein nikal pare mere aansu. Har aansu mein teri tasweer nazar ayi.
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Awaaz mein Mithaas hai, soorat bhi Bindaas hai, Pyaar karne ka andaaz bhi khaas hai, Bas GOD ne galti se ladka bana diya, Varna Maal tu bhi Jhakaas hai…..
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Itz the month of Cakes N candles.. snow N songs… Celebrations N decorations.. Laughter N Love.. Itz December! Wishing u a Lovely n rocking month!
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Kisi ko kisi ki judai maar gayi, kisi ko zindagi ki tanahi maar gayi, raven bhi bura aadmi nahi tha dosot, usey to RAM ki Lugai maar gayi….!
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Even if we lose contact…
Or even meet less…
Or even SMS les….
I’ll still remember ur beautiful face….!
*****
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Pura Bandar…
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Arz kiya hai….
GULAB KO BHI KAMAL BANA DETE. Uski 1 ada pe kai ghazal bana dete. Kambakhat marti nahi humpe koi, varna Tinsukia me bhi ek TajMahal bana dete.
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Ret ki jarurat har registan ko hoti hai, sitaron ki jarurat has asman ko hoti hai, aap hame bhul mat jana kyonki ache dost ki jarurat har insaan ko hoti hai…
28
Sardar’s son: Oye papji bahar darwaje par koi swimming pool ke liy donation maang raha hai.. Sardar: puttar, usko ek lota pani de do.
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Subah teri-shyam meri ho,
Din tera-raat meri ho,
Hasi teri-udasi meri ho,
Aur jab maut aaye to dost kabar teri aur usme LAASH
O hello, teri hi ho! Meri kyu ho?
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Be like de moon… so simple yet so attractive.. so enlightening yet so cool… so moving yet so still… so quiet yet so popular… so romantic yet so single….
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I m sorry yaar, aj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai bar tujhse baat nahi kiya, tujse hath nahi milaya, sorry yaar, mujhe nahi pata tha
“AIDS” chune se nahi failta-OK
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Plz don’t read this nahi to ho jayega. Arre wohi jisse hum darte hain,who jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai. Dekha ho gaya na. Kya? Arre nahi samjhe?
“TIME WASTE”
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My wishes r silent but true. Every where they will follow u, luck is urs, wishes r mine, may ur future always shine.
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Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds & Success as bright as Gold. These wishes r 4 u on Diwali.
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SITA ke vanvaas jane me bahut badi seekh hai, SITA ke vanvaas jane me bahut badi seekh hai… ghar me jab 3-3 saas ho to…. Jungle hi thik hai..
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