260

SUPERMAN dusmano se lad raha hai. SPIDERMAN diwaron pe chad raha hai, BATMAN raton me ghum raha hai. Aur humara DOBERMAN… sms pad raha hai.

259

Patni tv pe match dekh rahi thi. Pati smart banker biwi ke paas aya aur bola, “DARLING MAI KAISA LAG RAHA HOON” tabhi patni zorse chilayi, “CHAKKA”..!

258

Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai, bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, aur kitna intezaar karu tere sms ka, kanjoosiki bhi to koi had hoti hai..

257

Truth of life- we make them cry who care 4 us, we cry 4 them who never cry 4 us, we care 4 them who will never cry 4 us

256

Challenges are high, dreams are new, the world out there is waiting 4 u, dare to dream dare to try,no goal is too distant, no star too high.

255

Love is not about finding d right person,but create d right relation.. it isn’t how much care at d beginning but how much care till d end….

254

Tumhari yaadon ko rok pana hai mushkil, rote hue dil ko manana hai mushkil. Yeh dil aap ko kitna yaad kar raha hai, is ek sms me likh pana hai mushkil.

253

Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsas hai,mere dil me teri jagah kuchh khaashai, tu nahi hai yaha malum hai mujhe, par dil kehta hai tu yehi mere paas hai.

252

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Dekho and guess


Tumhare liye hi hai,





Pata chala?




Dekh kya rahe ho??? CHAWANNIYA hai, Rakh lo SMS karne ke kam ayegi.

251

Pal pal jeete the jis pal ke liye,aaj wo pal bhi mila to ek pal ke liye, kyun na jiye is pal ko har pal ke liye, hum tumhare liye, tum humare liye..

250

Yu aayino se kab tak dil behlaoge, jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge, hum jaisa koi dost rahe agar aapke saath, kasamse umarbhar muskuraoge.

249

We love someone, nd marry sum1 else. The one we marry bcums our wife, nd the other whom we loved b’cum’s the password of our email-id, isn’t it??

248

Kyun dil ke itne karib aa jata hai koi, kyun pyaar ka ehsaas kara jata hai koi, jab aadat si ho jati hai dil ko uski, kyu dur chala jata hai koi.

247

Sweet I m but sugar is ‘U’. Flower I m but fragnance is ‘U’ image is mine but shadow r ‘U’, crazy I m but only for ‘U’

246

Bhulana doston ko namumkin si baat hai, aapko na ho yakin yeh aur baat hai, jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad, haan saans ruk jaye to aur baat hai…..

245

Miss call ka ye jadu hai kaisa, meri yaad dilaye, bina kharch kare paisa, hum aapke bareme soch rahe aisa waisa, ab to bataiye janab aapka haal hai kaisa..

244

If you find yourself in a dark room with blood everywhere & the wall shaking then don’t worry, u r in a safe place, u r in my heart.

243

God apun se pucha, kidhar jana mangta? Heaven ki Hell? Apun bola hell. Apun ko malum tum dost log udharich milenga. Par bole to jahan tum, woich apun ka heaven…

242

Kaash khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti, hume bhi uski koi pehchaan hoti, bhar dete tumhari jholi khushiyon se… keemat chahe hamari jaan hoti.

241

If A is 1, B is 2 C is 3….. Z is 26 then,
L+O+V+E is 54
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108. Interesting na?? Friendship is twice stronger than love.

240

Kal raat aapki yaad aayi, yaad aayi to aapki tasveer banai, tasveer aisi banayi, ki wo dusre din logon ko darane ke kaam aayi….