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SMS BOMB: 02/01/08

Friday, February 1, 2008

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Wats d height of hope?? It is… sitting in d exam hall, holding d question paper in hand n telling urself “dude, dnt worry, exams wil get postponed”

274

Sms, ek bimarihai jo is waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,, aaomil k kasam khaye ki is bimari ko khatam kar denge, ek call aap karo, baaki miss call hum karenge.

273

Sab dost bewafa ho gaye, hum apne mobile se khafa ho gaye, sms to kar diya karo mere dost, warna duniya wale samjhenge hum juda ho gaye!!

272

har pal me pyaar hai…..


Har lamhey mein khushi……..



Kho do to yaadein hai…..




Jee lo to zindagi……
So try to live every moment… ENJOY CHEERS..

271

Ek dost hai duniya me jisehum khuda mante hain,roz jiske liye hum dua maange hai, log bhi jalte hain mujhse, kyonki wo bhi aap jaisa ek dost maange hai.

270

Ek pagal gusse me dusre pagal se- oye main is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga,mita dunga… dusra: he he he, main tujhe rubber hi nahin dunga..

269

Girl asks Sardar- will u marry me? SARDAR- No, in our family, we marry only relatives, mom married dad, bhaiya married bhabi, didi married jiju, so I m sorry.

268

Dil dil se juda nahin hote….


Yuhi kisi par fida nahin hote…

Pyaar se bada to dosti ka rishta hai….


Kyonki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote…

267

Man karta hai



Aapko akele me
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Ek kone me lejakar






Apne hoto se




Aapko ek


K

KI


KIS


KISS


KISSA sunao wo bhi ramayan ka..

266

LATEST SHAYARI-
Mere sms ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye.

Mere sms ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye.



Jo reply na kare, uska mobile FANAA ho jaye!!

265

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek ladki se pucha- what is nitrate? Ladki sarmakar boli:- Sir, night rate 1500/- & hotel charges extra.

264

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai, meri hasti hui aankho ko rula deta hai. Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai??

264

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai, meri hasti hui aankho ko rula deta hai. Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne dost ko bhula deta hai??

263

Trust should be like the feeling that a one year old baby has: When you throw him in the air, he laughs bcos he knows u will not let him fall down.

262

Akhon me armaan diya karte hain, hum sabhi neend chura liya karte hai, ab se jab jab tumhari pake jhapkengi, samaj lena hum tumhe yad kiya karte hain.

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