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SMS BOMB: 12/14/07

Friday, December 14, 2007

190

Dua ki bhir me, ek dua humari, jisme mangi maine har khushi tumhari, jab bhi muskurao tum dil se, samjho ek dua Kabul hui humari.

189

Bin savan barsaat nahi hoti, suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti, A dost kisika dil mat torna, kyunki dil tootne ki awaz nahi hoti.

188

What wud
U do if...


U lose me
Someday?



























So sweet.
I know u will search for me like this.gm

187

"Night"
is a Gud time to
"Remember"
all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your
"Life".
so sleep well with your
"SWEET MEMORIES".
Good night.

186

GIVE LIFE:
-LOVE
-INSPIRATION -FAITH
-ENCOURAGEMENTTO EVERYONE AROUND YOU,TO UNDERSTAND THE TRUE MEANINIG OF LIFE ...-GOOD NIGHT...

185

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rahte ho,ankho se dur sahi magar dil ke paas rahte ho, mujhe bas itna bata do kya Aap bhi mere bina udas rahte ho..

184

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyu nae hue?~¥~

Kunware kehte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeea mar sake na koi...

183

I saw u on road 2day.
U were luking so fine,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect.
Watching u,my heart started singing a song



WHO LET THE M0NKEY OUT!

182

Shayad firse vo taqdir mil jaye, jivan ka sabse hasin vo pal mil jaye, chal firse banaye sagar pe ret ka makan, shayad vapas apna khoya hua BACHPAN mil jaye

181

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

180

()""*()
( -o- )
(")=(")
. . . . . .
MiSs uR CaLL




MiSs uR vOiCe




MiSs uR SmLe




MiSs uR SmS
Mis u very
()""*() mucH..
( 'o' )")
(,(")(")

179

Yeh Sanjay Leela Bhansali Ki nayi picture hai ,"WHITE".;-)

178

Kripiya apna dhyan digiye...




















































Dhyan dene ke lie sukria.ab apna kam kijie!!

177

1-5yr girls
love MOM
6-14yrs girls
love DAD
15-21yrs girls love ME
22-50yrs girls love HUSBAND
51-100yrs girls lov u.

tere bhi jalwe hai yaar.....

176

Hallo, sory 2 bother u ! I am ur mobile just wanted 2 get out of ur pocket. The smell next 2 ur balls are unbearable, i think ur cock is dead

175

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rahte ho,ankho se dur sahi magar dil ke paas rahte ho, mujhe bas itna bata do kya Aap bhi mere bina udas rahte ho..

174

Itni aasani se nahi paya tha apko, zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata


kitne jatan kar kay



humne MYSORE ZOO se churaya tha aapko...!

173

G00D NEWS

FROM 6.04.2007. To 6.06.2007

8pm to 11pm,

BSNL TO BSNL
AIRTEL TO AIRTEl
RELIANCE TO RELIANCE


TOTLLY FREE!!!









MISSED CALL ONLY.

172

MAUSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA,PARDA JANAB KA,AUR RANG GULAB KA,IN SAB SE HASEEN,IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA......

MENDAK TALAAB KA....
trrrr.

171

Money may cum &go
Frens may cum &go
Rain may cum &go
BUT
If u loose ur teeth at this age it will nver cum again so,
Better msg me.Ok..!

170

Aaj agar aapka msg aayega, to hi hum roti khayenge.





Warna aaj raat ko PANEER-PARATHA or KAISMIRI-PULAAV ke bad ICE CREAM Kha kr kaam chala lenge...Ha ha ha

169

U Know why Has GOD Created Spaces Btwn the Fingers..?




So Dat Sum1 Wud Cum In Ur Life,



Hold Ur Hand,
&Say..



"Le Mamu,
BiRi Pee..!!"

168

To all friends and relatives who sent me love and best wishes for 2007..
















Its not helping....
:-(



Please Send CASH...!!

166

Ho chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jao, Jo hai dil K karib uske khayalo me kho bhi jao, Kar raha hoga koi intazar apka, Khwabo me hi sahi unse mil to aao.........

165

U r so sweet as gin.
As hard as rum.
As warm as brandy.
As clear as vodka.
As matured as whisky .
As refreshing as bear.
U r a mini bar of "FRIENDSHIP".

164

'"v"':
'-.-' :'"v"':
:'"v"': '-.-'
'-.-'
3 little Hearts
just for U,
to remind U of
3 things:



"U"


"ME"



&



"OUR FRIENDSHIP".

163

Arz kiya hai..- aapka doggy aap se oobh gaya… jaake gande naale me dub gaya..doobte huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahenge.. ek ghar me 2-2 nahi rahenge!’

162

SITUATIONAL MSG-
“every1 wants 2 go 2 heaven bt no one wants 2 die…”



Boley to.. sab ko top karna hai, par padhna koi nahi chahta”

161

If paper cums vry tuf in exam jst close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath n say-“This is vry interesting subject, I want 2 study one more year…”

160

Na thi jisko mere pyar ki kada, ittefaaq se usi ko chaha tha maine, usi diye ne jalaya mere haton ko, jisko hawa se bachaya tha maine.

159

Keep d lamp of frenship burning with oil of lov coz sun rises in d east & sets in west but frnship rises in heart & sets after death..

158

Duniya me reh kr sapno me kho jao kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao agar kuch vi nahi hota to .


Takiya lo aur so jao..

157

Apko ye janke dukh hoga kal rat team India gujar gai

Uthawan kal sham Bermuda karegi

Garud-pujan 23 march ko srilanka sunaegi

Pagdi 30 march India me hogi.

156

5 things u hate wen parents ask.


1. Y r u late 2day?



2. Y do u need so much mney?



3. Y ds he/she often cals u?



4. Y such low marks?



5. Y u cn’t be like SUNIT?

155

Before facing a New Boy, bow ur head, & say this prayer: “Thank u God 4 this amazingly good looking sender, may her smartness inspire me the whole day…””

154

Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasayenge, pata hai apko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki, hum hi tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilayenge..

153

When u became my friend, there was a strike in heaven… u know why? They’re protesting Why I’m being offered HEAVEN’s BENEFITS on EARTH before dying..

 
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